Chants. I love them. Anybody who knows anything about me knows that I love chants. Have you ever seen me NOT chanting about something under my breath? My life is almost like an ongoing chant show. Chants are awesome. (yes, I'm being sarcastic).

So, after the inauguration this morning, I decided to flip the channel from my beloved Fox News to C-Span 2. What were they showing? Yes, you guessed it, chants. Some liberal organization set up camp in D.C. to protest the inauguration of President Bush and, let me tell you, they had some freakin' amazing chants. Here are some of my very favorites.


"Bush, Cheney, what do you say? How many kids did you kill today?" ...How many kids did you kill today, pro-abortion, baby-killing liberals?

"Bush is killing by the hour; what do we do? Fight the power!" You do that. Just know what we already won.

"George Bush, you can't hide; we charge you with genocide!" Okay.. How about charging Saddam Hussein with genocide? Can we start there?

"No justice, no peace! U.S. out of the Middle East!" My vote was for getting the terrorists out of the Middle East... Wait, what? Bush won the elections?

"Hey, hey! Ho, ho! This racist war has got to go!" Last time I checked, it was called "Operation Iraqi Freedom." Sound racist to you? Yeah, me neither. I like the creative use of "Hey, hey! Ho, ho!" there though.

"Racist, sexist, anti-gay! Bush, Cheney, go away!" Sexist? Does the name Condoleezza Rice ring a bell? Oh, and she's also black? Hmmh. Funky.


These are just a few of the very best chants from today's anti-Inauguration hooplah. These guys have some amazing skills, I tell you. I can pretty much guarantee you that most anything they can fit to that beat will come out sounding pretty freakin' amazing. Seriously. I mean, these chants are so good, I find myself chanting them under my breath even though I support the Bush administration. Rock on, liberals.

Just remember, no matter what you do, no matter how much you chant, no matter how many protest parties you throw, we won. That's it. Today, January 20th, 2005, it was made official. 4 more years, baby.