Liberals Are Stupid.

Here's the deal. In general, liberals are a tight-wound, angry bunch of people. Have you ever noticed that everything liberals do is anti-something? Here in Eugene, you see them all the time standing out on street corners, protesting. Yelling about this or that, complaining: anti-this, anti-that, you know what? Anti-your mom.

On the other hand, conservatives tend to be a pretty happy bunch of people. Sure, there are some wacky Republicans out there; and sure, there are some positive Democrats out there but honestly, the bitter Dems far outnumber the unhappy Repubs. Some say that it's because we're in the White House, so obviously we're gonna be happy. True, but you know what? I've never seen a "Clinton: Not MY President" bumper sticker. I see something "W: Not MY President"-related at least every other day. Look, unless you're not an American, he is your president. You know why? Democracy.

So this evening, I put an away message up that said, "Liberals are stupid." Partly just laughing at them for being so uptight, partly because I miss my Republican friends whom I haven't seen in over 3 months. So tonight...

buzzlightyear544: Bush is a retard that cant take care of issues in the states. The problem with party politics is stupid people who say that "Liberals are stupid." Liberals are no more stupid than conservatives and conservatives are no more stupid them. The stupid people are those who are so closed minded that they dont see both sides of the story. Open your eyes and be accepting of someone elses opinion. Without accnoledging and trying to understand the reason for the other persons point of view you will never gain any knowledge and you will be the one that is stupid.

TepidSoda (Autoreply): liberals are stupid

buzzlightyear544: That is a stupid statment we are all just people. Wars are created by people telling each other they are stupid and wrong. And the more you tell someone that they are stupid the more you piss them off and create a problem. Dont be the stupid one and treat people fairly as people not as liberals or conservatives we all have something good to say.

(And then he signed off right away.)

Okay so let's dissect this. You called Bush a retard, then you called me stupid for calling liberals stupid. And then you said I should let their stupidness infiltrate my brain... so I can become stupid like them? Or no, wait, because I'm already stupid. But then you went after the statement, calling it stupid. And then.. "Wars are created by people telling each other they are stupid."

Sorry, last time I checked, the war in Iraq started because somebody called Saddam a "Poo-Poo Head," not "Stupid." [Get your facts right.] And it definitely wasn't because he was killing and torturing his own people without anybody to stop him, no, definitely not that.

That's all I have to say.